Showing posts with label off topic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label off topic. Show all posts
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Microsoft 2010, erm, the movie.
Microsoft have came up with a viral to promote Office 2010, and I must say it's hilarious! "Where is the Tunga!!??"
<br/><a href="http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?vid=a6521cb8-bf43-4cb5-8a41-6aeb7985a0d3" target="_new" title="office 2010">Video: office 2010</a>
Sunday, July 26, 2009
A funny thing happened on the way to buy a cleaver...
I've just remembered something strange that happened to me, years ago in Edinburgh. I was in a Chinese supermarket on Leith Walk, and a caucasian man came up to me and offered to pay for my shopping. I thought 'this is weird' at the time, but was unsure if he recognised me from my website or other places, and I didn't ask.
So I did what any sensible lady would do in such a situation. I continued to get what I'd gone out to buy, and then I chose a meat cleaver and put it in my basket. He paid once we were at the till, and then walk in the other direction out of the shop. I wonder how often he'd done that, and if he'd ever done it before? I was going to say thank you and perhaps strike up a conversation, if given the chance. No doubt he furiously got it out of his system later that day. The least he could have done was taken me to a post-perv-coital Jenners!!
So I did what any sensible lady would do in such a situation. I continued to get what I'd gone out to buy, and then I chose a meat cleaver and put it in my basket. He paid once we were at the till, and then walk in the other direction out of the shop. I wonder how often he'd done that, and if he'd ever done it before? I was going to say thank you and perhaps strike up a conversation, if given the chance. No doubt he furiously got it out of his system later that day. The least he could have done was taken me to a post-perv-coital Jenners!!
Monday, May 11, 2009
Vandersexx last night was...hot
Vandersexx (known affectionately as Vanderslut) was it's usual intimate and debauched self last night, with both old and new faces. It has a more bohemian feel to it now that the dungeon can be used all day, but I must get myself down there sooner so I can have a look at the actual stalls before the evening event starts.
And on a more prosiac note, check out this Lord of The Rings film, which has had nearly a million views in just over a week:
And on a more prosiac note, check out this Lord of The Rings film, which has had nearly a million views in just over a week:
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Friday, January 04, 2008
Heavy metal humour?
This is quite possibly one of the most funny pictures of last year. Like so many ladies on the underground of a morning, I can imagine him applying his make up on the way to the office...
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