- Inviting strangers into my home to rummage around in my knicker/hoisery drawers whilst pretending to excecute slave house cleaning duties.
- Spending my time replying to the same people's inane, attention seeking messages via several networking sites.
- Relinquishing most of my time deflecting the local stalkers at fetish events.
- Dealing with a conveyor belt of selfish subs at said events.
And some for something completely different....I saw this on the LFS website.